{"product_id":"bisexual-i-will-ride-just-about-anything-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Bisexual I Will Ride Just About Anything Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Bisexual I Will Ride Just About Anything tee from Unethical Threads is exactly the kind of LGBTQ pride shirt that says everything without spelling anything out. The design sits on the back, so people only get the full picture once you've already walked past them. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of person who doesn't need a pamphlet to explain their sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou're bi, you think double entendres are an underappreciated art form, and you'd rather let a shirt do the talking at the cookout than have the same coming-out conversation for the fifth time this month. It's the quiet flex. People read it, snort, and either love you or avoid eye contact. Both outcomes are a win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bodies come in all sizes and so does questionable taste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (no weird collars, no drama)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than most situationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, so the reveal is always a delayed reaction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good pride gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who's bi and has a sense of humor about it (which, statistically, they do), this is the gift that actually gets worn instead of shoved in a drawer. It works for Pride month, birthdays, or just a random Tuesday when you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. Way better than a rainbow lanyard from the office supply closet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print is made to hold up. Follow the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and the colors stay put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. 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