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You're just a person walking through the world, posing life's important questions to everyone in your wake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up better than your dietary choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because the question on the back is already enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than your willpower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The front stays clean and innocent. Just like you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly with people who get it. And those people aren't going to report you, they're going to high-five you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo everyone else, you're just a person with strong opinions about beverages and cigars. That's the beauty of this shirt: it's a clean read on the surface and something else entirely underneath. The split between people who see a drink preference and people who see the real question is what makes it worth wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"BLACK AND MILDS AND MALT LIQUOR OR PINEAPPLE JUICE?\" in plain text on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an IYKYK shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If you have to ask what the real question is, this one's not for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. 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