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The looks you get will tell you everything you need to know about the people around you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not a see-through tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck in black or white (because the question needs no decoration)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp through every wash, no cracking or peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo colorways, one question, zero hand-holding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually offensive?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you understand it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour coworker reads it and thinks you have strong opinions about cigars and juice. Your friend reads it and chokes on their drink. The shirt says nothing explicit. The reader's brain does all the heavy lifting, and that's what makes it perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Black And Milds And Malt Liquor Or Pineapple Juice shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a question about consumption habits and how they affect taste. If you already know the reference, you don't need us to spell it out. If you don't, the shirt still works as a genuinely confusing beverage question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text is DTG printed directly into the fabric fibers. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into illegibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing on it is explicit. Whether your coworkers connect the dots is between them and their search history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat color is this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Clean and simple. 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