{"product_id":"blow-jobs-are-real-jobs-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Blow Jobs Are Real Jobs Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Blow Jobs Are Real Jobs tee is a text-only back print from Unethical Threads that plays the fake labor-rights slogan completely straight. Black or white, no logo, no graphic. Just five words doing more heavy lifting than your entire resume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think workplace humor peaked somewhere around inappropriate and kept going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Blow Jobs Are Real Jobs tee is for anyone who treats their wardrobe like a running bit. You wear this to the barbecue, the bar, or honestly just the grocery store if you're feeling brave. The design lives on the back, so you don't even see people reading it. That's half the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're inappropriate, not avant-garde\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your reputation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is printed on the back. Front is blank. Strategic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for someone you know well enough to offend on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, white elephant, bachelor party, \"sorry I said that thing at dinner.\" The Blow Jobs Are Real Jobs tee covers all of the above. Just make sure you actually know their sense of humor first, because returns get awkward when the reason is \"my aunt didn't find this funny.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print is made to keep its color. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt inappropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat color is this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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