{"product_id":"boobies-make-me-smile-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Boobies Make Me Smile Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Boobies Make Me Smile tee from Unethical Threads is a back print graphic tee that says what you're already thinking. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, and zero subtlety required. It's cheerful, it's crude, and it's honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who like boobies. So, statistically, most of the population.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of shirt you throw on for a barbecue, a bar crawl, or a lazy Sunday where you still want to make someone laugh. It's crude, sure, but it's the mild, giftable kind of crude that gets a grin instead of a trip to HR. The Boobies Make Me Smile back print means the person walking behind you gets the punchline first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because appreciation knows no size limit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design: you walk away and leave them smiling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sits in the sweet spot of funny gifts: crude enough to be memorable, tame enough that grandma might chuckle instead of disowning you. Works for birthdays, gag gifts, Secret Santas where you'd rather stay anonymous. If the person you're buying for has ever laughed at a boob joke (and come on, who hasn't), this is a lock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBarely. It's more \"dad joke with a pulse\" than genuinely offensive. If boobies make you frown, this probably isn't your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. You walk away from people and leave them with a smile. Public service, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS to 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing locks the design in. Follow the care label and the print stays sharp. We can't promise the same about your jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on your workplace. Work from home? Absolutely. Corporate office? Maybe save it for casual Friday. Hooters? 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