{"product_id":"born-free-taxed-to-death-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Born Free Taxed To Death Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Born Free Taxed To Death tee from Unethical Threads slaps a bald eagle and American flag on your back with the tax complaint everyone's been mumbling since their first real paycheck. Available in black or white. Patriotic imagery, deeply unpatriotic caption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who files taxes and resents it. So, most of the adult population.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the person at the barbecue who brings up how much of their check vanishes before they see it. The working stiff, the small business owner, the one who just wants to grill and keep more of what they earn. It's not left, it's not right. It's just math.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes (you've met those shirts, you know the ones)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because complaining about taxes doesn't require a fashion-forward neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back. Front stays clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone on your list has ever muttered \"taxation is theft\" under their breath, this is the easiest gift decision you'll make all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Father's Day, Fourth of July, Tax Day (April 15th, in case you've blocked it out), or any random Tuesday when someone deserves to feel understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Born Free Taxed To Death tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The bald eagle and flag graphic with \"Born Free \/ Taxed To Death\" is a back print. Front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your post-tax-season mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a political shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about taxes. Everyone pays them, everyone complains about them. 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