{"product_id":"born-free-taxed-to-death-funny-t-shirt","title":"Born Free Taxed To Death Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Born Free Taxed To Death tee from Unethical Threads is a bald eagle and American flag graphic carrying the one complaint that unites the entire political spectrum. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S-4XL. You were promised freedom and got a pay stub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's ever looked at their paycheck and done the math. This shirt resonates with libertarians, working stiffs, small business owners, and basically anyone who filled out a 1040 and felt personally attacked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, it's not a political statement. It's a receipt. The eagle isn't ironic. The taxes are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like you got your money's worth (rare, we know)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because tax season doesn't discriminate by body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that lasts longer than your tax refund\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsurdly good. Tax day, Fourth of July, birthdays, Father's Day. Anyone who's ever muttered \"where does it all go\" while staring at a pay stub will get it immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that gets a genuine laugh and actually gets worn. Not a gag gift that lives in a drawer. A real shirt with a real complaint on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Born Free Taxed To Death tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt for a specific political party?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Taxes are a bipartisan experience. This shirt is for anyone who's noticed the gap between \"born free\" and their net pay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for the office?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on your office. If your coworkers complain about taxes at the coffee machine, you'll fit right in.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42772199669842,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42772199702610,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42772199735378,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42772199768146,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42772199800914,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42772199833682,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42772199866450,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42772199899218,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42772199931986,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42772199964754,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42772199997522,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42772200030290,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42772200063058,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42772200095826,"sku":"BornFreeTaxedToDeathF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Born_Free_Taxed_To_Death_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790934581","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/born-free-taxed-to-death-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}