{"product_id":"born-to-be-a-baby-girl-forced-to-be-a-big-dog-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Born To Be A Baby Girl Forced To Be A Big Dog Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Born To Be A Baby Girl Forced To Be A Big Dog Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print shirt for everyone who was supposed to be taken care of but somehow ended up taking care of everything instead. Heavyweight cotton, text-only design on the back, no explanation needed for anyone walking behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually needs this shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person in the group chat who somehow became everyone's therapist, accountant, and emergency contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou wanted the soft life. You got responsibilities, a perpetually dying phone battery, and a reputation for \"having it together.\" This shirt says what you've been thinking every time someone asks you for a favor at 11pm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we made room for the weight of everyone else's problems too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you don't need a collar when you're already buttoned up in every other way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the text sharp long after your patience has worn thin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack and white colorway. Clean. Like the emotional support you never received.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for the friend who plans every trip, remembers every birthday, and has never once been asked how they're doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Born To Be A Baby Girl Forced To Be A Big Dog back print hits different when someone else picks it out for you. It means they finally noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about dogs or pets?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. \"Big dog\" is slang for the person everyone depends on. \"Baby girl\" means the pampered life you were promised. This is about burnout, not breeds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is intentionally blank. The message is for the people behind you, not for you to read upside down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing is built for longevity. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and the text holds up for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a men's or women's shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex. 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