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Correct ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors hold up, not peel off after three washes like your ex's promises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back. Front stays clean. Maximum impact when you walk away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a gift or a cry for help?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift. Absolutely a gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you buy for the friend who has no filter and somehow makes it charming. Bachelor parties, birthdays, \"just because I saw this and thought of you\" energy. They'll wear it. Repeatedly. And every time they do, someone behind them in line is going to have a great day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Break Her Bed Not Her Heart shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back of the shirt reads \"BREAK HER BED NOT HER HEART\" in big, clean lettering. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes range from S to 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed, so it works on pretty much everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is DTG printed, which means the ink bonds directly to the fabric. 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