{"product_id":"break-her-bed-not-her-heart-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Break Her Bed Not Her Heart Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Break Her Bed Not Her Heart Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats their partner right and their furniture like a suggestion. Cocky, sweet, and printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. It says what your dating profile won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuys who know the difference between being forward and being a creep. Girlfriends buying it for the boyfriend who already thinks he's funny (he is, don't tell him).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Break Her Bed Not Her Heart slogan reads like locker room bravado that somehow landed on the right side of the line. It's confidence with a conscience, and that combo is rarer than you'd think. Skews male, but it's a unisex cut, so anyone who gets the energy can claim it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e. Black or white, whichever way you want it. Clean and loud either way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the laundry, not just the first spin cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with confidence and a total disregard for your mother's opinion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift if you know the person. That's the whole test.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoyfriends, husbands, that friend who says the quiet part out loud at every dinner party. It's the rare funny tee that makes the wearer look better, not worse. You're not handing someone a cringe purchase. You're handing them a shirt that's smarter than it looks, and that's harder to find than it should be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it's not skin-tight. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Sizes run S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through regular washing. No cracking, no peeling. Wash cold and skip the dryer if you want it looking fresh longest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's this shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck, in black or white. It has actual weight to it, not that tissue-paper nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan women wear this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a unisex cut, so yes. The sizing works for everyone, and the slogan doesn't care about your gender, just your priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. 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