{"product_id":"broke-lives-matter-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Broke Lives Matter Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Broke Lives Matter Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose bank account looks like a countdown to nothing. Three words on heavyweight cotton (available in black or white) that say what your card decline already said for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who check their balance before buying a coffee. You know exactly who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the perpetually overdrawn, the ones who've memorized which gas station has the cheapest eggs, the ones who consider \"payday\" a personality trait. The Broke Lives Matter Tee isn't aspirational. It's a documentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that'll probably outlast your savings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because financial ruin doesn't check your measurements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives longer than your direct deposit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for my broke friend?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift you can give someone who laughs at their own bank statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when their card gets declined at Taco Bell. The Broke Lives Matter Tee works all year because being broke is not seasonal. If they can joke about it, they'll wear it. If they can't joke about it yet, this shirt is how they start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the Broke Lives Matter Tee run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit, so go with your normal size. If you're between sizes, size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Being broke doesn't discriminate by body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash this without ruining the print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The print holds up, but treat it like your last $20.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill people be offended by this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome people are offended by everything. Most will just laugh because they relate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Broke Lives Matter Tee a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf they've ever eaten cereal for dinner three nights in a row, yes. 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