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Walk in looking normal, leave them questioning everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e (the thick kind that doesn't go see-through after three washes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because some things should stay classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for colors that actually stick around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign is on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e The front says nothing. You say everything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this too inappropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObviously. But the design lives on the back of the shirt, so you get plausible deniability until someone reads it. The front is totally clean. Think of it as a social experiment you wear to Target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back only. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The DTG print method bonds the ink to the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the print stays put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf the person laughs at fart jokes and wouldn't file a complaint about receiving one on a shirt, absolutely. For everyone else, there's gift cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt runs true to size in a relaxed, slightly roomy cut. If you want a tighter fit, size down. 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