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If they blocked you, even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because the neckline is the least offensive thing about this tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks the design in so it survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign lives on the back, so people only get the punchline as you walk away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know your audience, absolutely. This is the gift that says \"I understand you on a level that should concern both of us.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the friend who always takes the joke one step too far. The beer guy with no boundaries. The group chat that would get you investigated if it ever leaked. Maybe skip the gift receipt for grandma, though.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's on the back. The front stays clean, so you control when people get the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG printing puts ink into the fabric, not on top of it. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. That's it. 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