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The Call It Necrophilia The Way I Crack A Cold One tee is for the friend everyone pretends to be embarrassed by but secretly thinks is the funniest person in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because dark humor comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because you're offensive, not experimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds its color without fading into obscurity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is if you know the person well enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of gift that says \"I understand your sense of humor and I respect it.\" Hand it to the wrong person and you'll get a concerned phone call. Hand it to the right one and you become legendary. The Call It Necrophilia The Way I Crack A Cold One tee hits hardest when the recipient already says stuff like this at parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the print going to fade after washing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this shirt come in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black and white. Pick whichever matches your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt actually comfortable?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. 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