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Available in black or white, because your terrible sense of humor shouldn't be limited by wardrobe constraints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't feel like a tissue paper giveaway from a campus event\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e so everyone from \"I skipped breakfast\" to \"I had thirds\" is covered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because nobody needs a V-neck to deliver this kind of punchline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up, not the kind that peels off after three washes like your commitment to the gym\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if you know the recipient won't need the joke explained.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lands perfectly for biology majors, healthcare workers, or anyone whose humor runs clinical. If they laugh at anatomy puns and own at least one shirt their mother hates, you're safe. If they need you to diagram the wordplay, pick something from a nicer store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the \"Call Me The Pituitary Gland\" shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a biology pun that plays on the pituitary gland's role in producing hormones. If you need more than that, this might not be your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back. The front is clean, so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. 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