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Just walk away and let the Call Me The Twin Towers tee do the heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because not everything needs to be complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays vivid even when your reputation doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the reveal happens on your exit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Absolutely yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're buying a shirt called Call Me The Twin Towers The Way Her Bush Got Me Collapsing, you already know what you signed up for. Some people will laugh. Some will stare. Your grandma will have questions. All of these are valid outcomes, and none of them are our problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs true to size in a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size up. Available in S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. 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