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You'll wear it to the bar, to the cookout, probably to a first date if you're trying to filter early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-store impulse buy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because even we have some boundaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay locked in through wash cycles, not just the honeymoon phase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print only. The back is for your chiropractor to deal with.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this get me uninvited from things?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Call Me The Twin Towers The Way Her Bush Got Me Collapsing Tee is not subtle and it's not trying to be. 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