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The one who asks \"but will there be an open bar?\" before RSVPing to anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone whose whole personality is margaritas and questionable decisions, congratulations. You just found their birthday present. Also works for Cinco de Mayo, bachelorette parties, or those \"I saw this and thought of you\" moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print crack or peel after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, not a cheap iron-on. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll outlast most of your relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. 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