{"product_id":"can-i-eat-it-as-a-friend-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Can I Eat It As A Friend Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Can I Eat It As A Friend Tee from Unethical Threads is a proposition dressed up as a question with a disclaimer that helps absolutely no one. \"As a friend\" is doing none of the work it thinks it's doing. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who understand that the best disclaimers are the ones that disclaim nothing. You already know if this shirt is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you read \"as a friend\" and immediately thought \"sure, Jan,\" congratulations. You're the target demographic. This is for the person at the party who says something unforgivable and then adds \"I'm just being honest\" like that fixes it. It doesn't. Neither does this shirt. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this joke doesn't need a V-neck trying to class it up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the text stays crisp no matter how many times you wash it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a phenomenal gift for exactly the right person and a terrible one for everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to the friend who always adds \"just kidding\" three seconds too late. Give it to the person whose texts you screenshot for the group chat. Do not give it to your partner's parents. Do not give it at a work Secret Santa. Unless you're already planning your exit, in which case, go off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Can I Eat It As A Friend\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt means exactly what you think it means. The \"as a friend\" qualifier is pulling zero weight, and everyone knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlmost certainly. That's not a bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the text crisp long-term. 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