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If you've ever texted \"I'm fine\" while actively not being fine, you already own this emotionally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because existential fatigue doesn't discriminate by body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors hold up through every wash your motivation can't survive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. One of the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet it for the friend who's holding it together with caffeine and spite. The sibling who just got a promotion and still feels like a fraud. Or yourself, because nobody else is going to buy you a congratulations-for-existing present. It says what a Hallmark card never will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric so it holds up through the wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually soft?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel. Substantial without being stiff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront only. The back is blank, giving you a break from being perceived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend anyone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly the ones who think you should suffer in silence. 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