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It's a gag gift that the recipient will absolutely wear, which is more than you can say for most gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate into a see-through dishrag after three washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for everyone who wants to cause problems.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck. The design handles all the personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually lasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Both equally capable of ruining Thanksgiving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Can You Operate A Vehicle Yes Female design is dark humor in checkbox form. The kind of provocative tee that separates people who take jokes from people who take themselves too seriously. Wear it to a barbecue and time how long before someone takes the bait. It's not mean, it's a fake form. But someone will absolutely write a paragraph about it in the group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank. People behind you get the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk. Follow the care label and it holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on your audience. It's a checkbox on a fake form. But yes, someone at the cookout will have feelings about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePractically designed for it. 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