{"product_id":"can-you-operate-a-vehicle-yes-female-funny-t-shirt","title":"Can You Operate A Vehicle Yes Female Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Can You Operate A Vehicle Yes Female tee from Unethical Threads is a deadpan checkbox gag that implies exactly what you think it implies. Two boxes, one ticked, one not, and the kind of energy that gets you uninvited from Thanksgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who thrive on controlled chaos at family events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the friend who says the quiet part loud and then asks someone to pass the potato salad. It plays well at tailgates, cookouts, and anywhere plausible deniability is still technically on the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds its shape. Not the tissue-paper situation you got at that charity 5K.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep bad decisions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck. Nothing experimental.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks the graphic in so it stays crisp long after the joke stops being funny to your spouse.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. That is the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe checkbox format is what makes it land, because it looks like a real form that someone just filled out wrong. If you're buying this as a gift, make sure the recipient has the spine to actually wear it. This is not a shirt for people who fold under social pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt unisex?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG print holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf the person has a sense of humor and thick skin, absolutely. If they don't, you'll find out real fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the fit true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt runs true to size in a relaxed, unisex cut. 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