{"product_id":"carbon-neutral-since-i-stopped-caring-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Carbon Neutral Since I Stopped Caring Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Carbon Neutral Since I Stopped Caring Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who hit their environmental guilt limit somewhere around 2019. It's a funny graphic tee printed on heavyweight cotton. The message: you've made peace with your carbon footprint by simply not looking down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who used to bring reusable bags to the grocery store and now just... don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ones who watched one too many documentaries, felt the weight of civilization on their shoulders, and decided the healthiest response was to let go. It's the funniest climate shirt for anyone who treats apathy as self-care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that'll outlast your commitment to composting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we respect that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that stays vivid through every wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk fabric so it fits the same on day one and day one thousand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this make a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has perfected the art of performative indifference to climate change, this is their uniform. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought \"that's literally them.\" No gift receipt needed. They won't return it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the fabric, so the colors hold up through every wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt preshrunk?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The heavyweight cotton is preshrunk so sizing stays consistent after washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the cotton soft?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight doesn't mean sandpaper. It's thick, soft, and comfortable enough to nap in while the ice caps do their thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually about climate change?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's about the very human experience of caring a lot, getting tired, and choosing peace. Whether that's the planet or your fantasy football league is entirely your business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379653087314,"sku":"CarbonNeutralStopCaring-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379653120082,"sku":"CarbonNeutralStopCaring-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379653152850,"sku":"CarbonNeutralStopCaring-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379653185618,"sku":"CarbonNeutralStopCaring-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379653218386,"sku":"CarbonNeutralStopCaring-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379653251154,"sku":"CarbonNeutralStopCaring-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379653283922,"sku":"CarbonNeutralStopCaring-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Carbon_Neutral_Since_I_Stopped_Caring_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777148743","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/carbon-neutral-since-i-stopped-caring-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}