AAA Cat Smoking Cigarette Tee

The AAA Cat Smoking Cigarette Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A cat, smoking a cigarette, living on your chest rent-free. No deeper meaning, no metaphor, just a cat making questionable life choices on heavyweight cotton.

Who actually buys a cat smoking a cigarette shirt?

People with taste, obviously. This is for the cat person who doesn't plaster "fur mama" on everything they own.

You know cats are chaotic little sociopaths. This shirt just puts that energy into graphic form. Pair it with jeans, pair it with sweatpants, pair it with the faint smell of cigarette smoke for full immersion.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually has some weight to it (wild concept, we know)
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because good taste comes in all sizes
• Crew neck. Classic. Timeless. The cigarette cat demands it.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk so your cat doesn't slowly shrink into a kitten

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for the person who sends you cat memes at 2 AM and has opinions about everything.

It says "I get you" without you having to write anything in a card. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or as an apology for being a terrible texter.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the shirt soft or stiff?

Soft. It's heavyweight cotton but it doesn't feel like cardboard. Comfortable from the first wear.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. The smoking cat stays intact wash after wash.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is this going to offend people?

It's a cartoon cat with a cigarette. If someone gets offended by that, they were already looking for a reason.