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Degenerates who do neither but respect the commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up through lake trips, leg days, and whatever \"eat ass\" entails for you personally.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room to flex. Room to cast. Room to exist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Not here to reinvent the wheel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than most New Year's resolutions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two paths. Same destination.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift without getting disowned?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on your family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a top-tier gag gift for the person who makes fishing \"jokes\" that are really just confessions. Bachelor parties, dirty Santa, Father's Day if your dad is cool about it. If you have to wonder whether the recipient can handle it, that's your answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the graphic look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA largemouth bass with human bodybuilder arms and a full chest, standing over the words CATCH BASS \/ GAIN MASS \/ EAT ASS. It's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt soft or stiff?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel. Not cardboard. Not tissue paper. Right in the sweet spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegally, yes. 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