{"product_id":"caution-poor-impulse-control-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Caution Poor Impulse Control Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Caution Poor Impulse Control tee from Unethical Threads is a yellow diamond hazard sign printed on the back of your shirt. Municipal warning signage, repurposed for a personality defect. Available in black or white, because even walking disasters get to accessorize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho needs a warning sign on their back?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've made their third questionable decision before noon. This is for the self-aware impulsive types who know exactly what they are and stopped apologizing for it. The design lives on the back, so everyone behind you gets fair notice. Think of it as a courtesy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can take whatever you put it through (and you will put it through things)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Room for regrettable meals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you have enough chaos without a complicated collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design, so the people behind you know what they're dealing with\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a gift or a personal attack?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. That's the sweet spot. The Caution Poor Impulse Control tee works for birthdays, white elephants, ADHD celebrations, or any occasion where someone has fully earned their reputation. If they laugh, they're your people. If they don't, the sign was accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Caution Poor Impulse Control shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA yellow diamond hazard sign, the kind you'd see on the road, printed on the back of the shirt. It reads CAUTION \/ POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the ink bonds with the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up without cracking or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an ADHD shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt works for that. 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