{"product_id":"caution-poor-impulse-control-funny-t-shirt","title":"Caution Poor Impulse Control Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Caution Poor Impulse Control tee from Unethical Threads takes a standard yellow diamond hazard sign and turns it into a personality warning label. Available in black or white, it's the most honest thing you'll ever wear. Consider it a public service announcement for everyone in your general vicinity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've made peace with their chaotic energy and decided to lean into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Caution Poor Impulse Control tee is for the friend who adds things to the cart at 2 AM, says yes before thinking, and has absolutely no plans to change. ADHD crowd, impulsive shoppers, people who thrive on questionable decisions. If you need a gag gift for someone who lives without a filter, this is it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can keep up with your bad decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the colors stay put even when your impulse control doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of thing that makes someone laugh out loud and then immediately put it on. Works for birthdays, White Elephant, \"sorry I said that\" apologies, or just because you know somebody who deserves a warning label. Self-aware humor on an actual hazard sign format. Hard to beat that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Caution Poor Impulse Control tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG print holds up. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it stays looking sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it's available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an appropriate gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends entirely on the person. If they have a sense of humor about their own terrible decisions, they'll love it. If they don't, maybe get them a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA yellow diamond hazard sign (the real roadside kind) that reads 'Caution: Poor Impulse Control.' Road signage for a personality flaw.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42773092335698,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42773092368466,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42773092401234,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42773092434002,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42773092466770,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42773092499538,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42773092532306,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42773092565074,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42773092597842,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42773092630610,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42773092663378,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42773092696146,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42773092728914,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42773092761682,"sku":"PoorImpulseControlF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Caution_Poor_Impulse_Control_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1791029914","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/caution-poor-impulse-control-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}