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The design sits on the back, so you get to walk in looking normal and leave looking legendary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes like your coping mechanisms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because the message on the back is doing enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually sticks around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, your call\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a phenomenal gift for someone who laughs at their own damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, \"sorry about your diagnosis\" parties. If the recipient has ever posted something unhinged at 3 AM and woke up to find it got 400 likes, this is their shirt. If they'd be horrified, maybe grab them a candle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the design placement on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so you can walk toward people looking completely normal. The reveal happens when you leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage if you follow care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. 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