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Most of them will be correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because V-necks have enough problems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives your questionable laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I Give This as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift for someone who already has a therapist and a sense of humor about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, White Elephant, \"sorry about your breakup.\" The Celebrate Anal Sex And Mental Illness Tee lands in every scenario where sincerity would be worse. Just make sure the recipient has already made these jokes themselves. Gifting someone their first offensive shirt is a different energy than gifting someone their seventh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually promoting anything?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's promoting the idea that awareness campaigns have gone far enough that parody was inevitable. No actual causes were consulted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds up well. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it's not fragile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this ship discreetly?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Plain packaging. 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