{"product_id":"celebrating-cinco-de-mayo-because-my-ancestors-definitely-didnt-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Celebrating Cinco De Mayo Because My Ancestors Definitely Didn't Black Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Celebrating Cinco De Mayo Because My Ancestors Definitely Didn't Black Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who shows up to the party with zero cultural credentials and full commitment to the margaritas. It's honest. Painfully, hilariously honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who celebrates holidays from cultures they have absolutely no connection to. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou showed up to the Cinco de Mayo party. You brought store-bought guac and a sombrero you found at a gas station. You had the time of your life. This shirt is just putting that energy into words. Wear it to the cookout, the bar, or anywhere tequila is being poured with enthusiasm that far outpaces your heritage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles salsa stains and morning-after regret equally well\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because everyone's invited to this party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're festive, not formal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay loud long after the hangover fades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable. You will absolutely need that after May 5th\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually offensive?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you think self-awareness is offensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is on you, the wearer. You're the one admitting you have no ancestral claim to Cinco de Mayo and you're celebrating anyway. That's not punching down. That's just being brutally honest about your relationship with Mexican holidays and cheap margaritas. People respect the honesty. Usually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf the person you're buying for celebrates holidays they have no cultural connection to (so, most people), yes. It's a great gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed on heavyweight cotton, so the colors hold up through plenty of wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this outside of Cinco de Mayo?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can wear it whenever you want. The honesty doesn't have an expiration date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the shirt comfortable for all-day wear?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. You'll forget you're wearing it, which is more than you can say for that sombrero.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42378845454418,"sku":"CelCDMADB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42378845487186,"sku":"CelCDMADB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42378845519954,"sku":"CelCDMADB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42378845552722,"sku":"CelCDMADB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42378845585490,"sku":"CelCDMADB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42378845618258,"sku":"CelCDMADB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42378845651026,"sku":"CelCDMADB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Celebrating_Cinco_De_Mayo_Because_My_Ancestors_Definitely_Didnt_Black_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777066538","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/celebrating-cinco-de-mayo-because-my-ancestors-definitely-didnt-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}