{"product_id":"choking-hazard-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Choking Hazard Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Choking Hazard Tee from Unethical Threads slaps a bright yellow warning sign on your chest and lets the arrow do the talking. It's the kind of adult humor shirt that doesn't need a single swear word to make its point. You either get it or you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with big... confidence. This is the shirt for anyone who walks into a room knowing exactly what they're wearing and not caring who reads it twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks at barbecues, bachelor parties, questionable family reunions, and anywhere else someone needs a reason to either laugh or leave. The warning sign design reads loud and clear from across the room, which is sort of the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial (not that tissue-paper nonsense)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL (yes, it accommodates your gains)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay vivid through your questionable laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYellow warning sign graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e that pops against every shirt color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to ask, the answer is yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fact that you're even considering the Choking Hazard Tee for someone means you know them well enough to pull it off. Buy it. Watch them open it. That's the whole entertainment budget for the evening right there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt have actual profanity on it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is a yellow warning sign with \"CHOKING HAZARD\" text and a downward arrow. Zero profanity, just pure innuendo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Choking Hazard Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds its color through plenty of wash cycles without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically nothing explicit is printed on it. Whether your HR department agrees is between you and them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt material like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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