{"product_id":"cia-female-body-inspector-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"CIA Female Body Inspector Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe CIA Female Body Inspector Tee from Unethical Threads puts a fake credential on your back that doesn't even get its own acronym right. Back print only, blank front, styled like agency field gear. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears a shirt that gets its own joke wrong?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who understood the assignment and then deliberately failed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe CIA Female Body Inspector back print commits fully to something that falls apart the second you think about it. It reads like the lettering on the back of a field jacket, which only makes it funnier. You're not explaining anything to anyone. You're just walking away while they do the math.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't bail on you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not an animal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually holds up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. The front says nothing, which is honestly the funniest part.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever worn an FBI: Female Body Inspector shirt unironically, this is the upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the version for people who like their jokes one layer deeper. Just make sure the recipient actually gets it, because if you have to explain this one, you bought the wrong gift. This is an unofficial parody, not government issue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the CIA Female Body Inspector shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"CIA\" in large block letters with \"FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR\" underneath, styled like an agency ID. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this affiliated with the actual CIA?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is an unofficial parody with no affiliation with any government agency. Nobody at Langley signed off on this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably someone, somewhere. It's a dumb joke on a shirt, not a policy position. Read the room accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42707064586322,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42707064619090,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42707064651858,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42707064684626,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42707064717394,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42707064750162,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42707064782930,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42707064815698,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42707064848466,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42707064881234,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42707064914002,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42707064946770,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42707064979538,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42707065012306,"sku":"CIAFemaleBodyInspectorB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/CIA_Female_Body_Inspector_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1788641508","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/cia-female-body-inspector-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}