{"product_id":"cia-female-body-inspector-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"CIA Female Body Inspector Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe CIA Female Body Inspector Tee from Unethical Threads takes the oldest joke in the frat house and runs it through the wrong agency. The letters don't match, the confidence is absolute, and that's exactly the point. It's a parody tee for people who like their humor slightly broken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think the best version of a bad joke is the one that doesn't even work properly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know that friend who commits so hard to a bit that it loops back to funny? That's the energy. This shirt isn't trying to be smooth. It's trying to be wrong, loudly, on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-store afterthought\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (pairs well with a lanyard and fake ID badge, if you're committed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp long after the joke stops being socially acceptable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who peaked in college humor and isn't sorry about it, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe CIA Female Body Inspector Tee lands best when the recipient already has a reputation. If they're the type who needs you to explain why it's funny, save your money. This one's for the person who sees it, laughs once, and immediately puts it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually affiliated with the CIA?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is an unofficial parody tee. There is no affiliation with, endorsement by, or connection to any government agency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the CIA Female Body Inspector Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. The fit is relaxed, so if you're between sizes, your usual pick should work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed for lasting color. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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