{"product_id":"cinco-de-drinko-the-one-day-mexicans-pretend-they-like-white-people-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Cinco De Drinko The One Day Mexicans Pretend They Like White People Black Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Cinco De Drinko The One Day Mexicans Pretend They Like White People tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who celebrates Cinco de Mayo the honest way. It says the quiet part out loud on heavyweight black cotton. You already know if this is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who can take a joke and dish one back. This isn't for the guy who Googles \"is this offensive\" before buying a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's for the friend group that roasts each other across cultural lines because that's what real friendship looks like. Cinco de Mayo parties have never been about historical accuracy, and this tee leans all the way into that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a napkin after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, your uncle is covered)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks peaked in 2011\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing for color that actually survives the washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack tee, so margarita spills are your little secret\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. That's sort of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're buying from a store called Unethical Threads, you've already made peace with that. The joke works because it's self-aware. Wear it around people who get that. Skip the work holiday party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing process bonds ink directly to the cotton fibers. Wash inside out on cold and it holds up well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good for a Cinco de Mayo party?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was basically designed for one. Show up with this and a case of Modelo and you're set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt material?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It has real weight to it, not that tissue-paper-thin stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return it if someone gets mad?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck the return policy on the site, but we can't return the look on their face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42379451957330,"sku":"CincoMexLikeWhiteB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42379451990098,"sku":"CincoMexLikeWhiteB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42379452022866,"sku":"CincoMexLikeWhiteB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42379452055634,"sku":"CincoMexLikeWhiteB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379452088402,"sku":"CincoMexLikeWhiteB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379452121170,"sku":"CincoMexLikeWhiteB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379452153938,"sku":"CincoMexLikeWhiteB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Cinco_De_Drinko_The_One_Day_Mexicans_Pretend_They_Like_White_People_Black_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777115903","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/cinco-de-drinko-the-one-day-mexicans-pretend-they-like-white-people-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}