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You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like your dignity at a Cinco party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Everyone gets to be problematic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck. Nothing fancy, just functional.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud even when you probably shouldn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable. The shirt survives the morning after, even if your reputation doesn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you know the person well enough to know they won't cry about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Cinco de Mayo, birthdays of people with genuinely dark senses of humor, or that one coworker who makes HR nervous. If you have to wonder whether the recipient can handle it, they can't. Get them a candle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Order your normal size unless you want that oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG print keeps the colors locked in. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it handles abuse just fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your sense of humor. 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