{"product_id":"cinco-de-mayo-more-like-cinco-go-die-yo-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo White Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo White Tee is Unethical Threads' contribution to your May 5th wardrobe. It says what you're thinking while everyone else is pretending to care about margarita specials. White tee, dark sentiment, perfect balance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who show up to the Cinco De Mayo party and immediately regret it. The kind of person who brings their own bottle because they don't trust the punch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever responded to 'Happy Cinco De Mayo!' with a blank stare, this is your uniform. It pairs well with sunglasses, a general disinterest in small talk, and whatever you're drinking that isn't a frozen margarita from a machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't disintegrate after three washes (unlike your Cinco De Mayo plans)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because bad taste comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because we're classy like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e (direct-to-garment), so the colors stay vivid long after your hangover fades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhite tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, which yes, will show salsa stains. Choose your battles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works for exactly one type of person, and you already know if they're that person. If you have to wonder, get them a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift you give your friend who texts you 'I hate today' every May 5th. It's not subtle. It's not trying to be. That's the point, and that's why it works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about Cinco De Mayo?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a Cinco De Mayo shirt for people who find the holiday personally exhausting. Wear it May 5th or any day you want to be left alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like a tamale or a burrito.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. You'll get tired of the shirt before the shirt gets tired of looking good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, go for it. If they don't, save it for the weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return it if someone gets offended?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCheck our return policy, but we can't refund hurt feelings. That's between you and whoever decided to read your chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379452481618,"sku":"CincoGoDieYoW-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379452514386,"sku":"CincoGoDieYoW-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379452547154,"sku":"CincoGoDieYoW-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379452579922,"sku":"CincoGoDieYoW-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379452612690,"sku":"CincoGoDieYoW-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379452645458,"sku":"CincoGoDieYoW-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379452678226,"sku":"CincoGoDieYoW-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Cinco_De_Mayo_More_Like_Cinco_Go_Die_Yo_White_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777116220","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/cinco-de-mayo-more-like-cinco-go-die-yo-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}