{"product_id":"cinco-de-mayo-proof-that-one-good-day-can-ruin-the-next-three-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Cinco De Mayo Proof That One Good Day Can Ruin The Next Three White Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Cinco De Mayo Proof That One Good Day Can Ruin The Next Three White Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny graphic tee for anyone who's lived the full consequences of May 5th. Heavyweight cotton, real ink, real regret energy. If you've ever called in sick on May 7th, this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who celebrate Cinco de Mayo like it's a personal challenge and then spend the next three days questioning every decision they made. Your friend who shows up to brunch on May 6th in sunglasses, no appetite, swearing they'll never do that again. They will absolutely do that again. This tee is just the honest version of that cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't quit even when you do\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (pairs well with regret and dark sunglasses)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors survive longer than your dignity did on May 5th\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, because at least something in your life should be predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever texted \"I'm never drinking again\" on May 6th, yes. This is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's specific enough to be personal and funny enough to actually get worn, not shoved in a drawer. Works for birthdays, Cinco parties, or as a peace offering after you were the one who suggested the tequila shots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG print holds its color through plenty of wash cycles. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a margarita machine, you're probably fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen should I order for Cinco De Mayo?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder at least two weeks before May 5th to be safe. Your future hungover self will thank your past self for planning ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379453562962,"sku":"CincoRuinThreeDaysW-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379453595730,"sku":"CincoRuinThreeDaysW-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379453628498,"sku":"CincoRuinThreeDaysW-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379453661266,"sku":"CincoRuinThreeDaysW-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379453694034,"sku":"CincoRuinThreeDaysW-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379453726802,"sku":"CincoRuinThreeDaysW-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379453759570,"sku":"CincoRuinThreeDaysW-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Cinco_De_Mayo_Proof_That_One_Good_Day_Can_Ruin_The_Next_Three_White_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777117007","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/cinco-de-mayo-proof-that-one-good-day-can-ruin-the-next-three-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}