{"product_id":"clean-sober-i-showered-before-heading-to-the-liquor-store-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Clean \u0026 Sober (I Showered Before Heading To The Liquor Store) Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Clean \u0026amp; Sober (I Showered Before Heading To The Liquor Store) tee from Unethical Threads is technically accurate and morally flexible. \"Clean\" means showered, \"sober\" means not yet at the liquor store, and the whole confession is printed on the back so the room finds out as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears the Clean \u0026amp; Sober shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who choose their words very carefully. The type who will technically tell you the truth while heading in the exact opposite direction of what they just announced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've met this person at a barbecue. You might be this person. This is the shirt for the Saturday afternoon liquor store run that doesn't need an explanation but gets one anyway, in text large enough to read from across a parking lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because not every shirt needs to be a whole thing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks the ink into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no slow fade into unreadable mush.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Both look good on the way out the door.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably, but not who you'd expect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke isn't about sobriety or recovery. It's about one specific person choosing technically accurate language to narrate their afternoon plans. Someone reads \"Clean \u0026amp; Sober\" on your back, clocks the parenthetical underneath, and they're either going to laugh or have opinions about your Saturday. Both outcomes are acceptable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is blank. People find out what you're about as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt making fun of people in recovery?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The joke is one person choosing technically correct words to describe a liquor store run. It's wordplay about an afternoon errand, not commentary on anyone's sobriety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers. No cracking, no peeling. 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