{"product_id":"commit-tax-fraud-barney-sweatshirt","title":"Commit Tax Fraud Barney Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Commit Tax Fraud Barney Sweatshirt from Unethical Threads takes your favorite purple dinosaur and gives him a side hustle the IRS won't appreciate. Childhood ruined, wardrobe upgraded. This is the tax season sweatshirt nobody asked for but everybody needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly? People who file their taxes on time but wish they didn't. The friend in your group chat who sends IRS memes every April. Your coworker who thinks \"audit\" is a four-letter word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a sweatshirt for anyone who looked at Barney and thought, yeah, he'd definitely cook the books. You know the type. You probably are the type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a hug from a dinosaur with offshore accounts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're committing tax fraud, not fashion crimes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives wash day (and possibly an audit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk so it fits the same whether you're flush or broke from back taxes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Full stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life loves dark humor, memes, or has ever muttered \"taxation is theft\" at a family dinner, this is their sweatshirt. Works for birthdays, tax season, or as a subtle cry for help. Wrap it up, hand it over, and watch them become the funniest person in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this sweatshirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. The DTG print holds up wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually about committing tax fraud?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. Please file your taxes. 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