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Available in black or white, with the text printed across the back so the people behind you in the concession line can benefit from your research.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. The shirt is doing its talking on the back, not the neckline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds. The reclassification is permanent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this pair with anything?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny you should ask. Unethical Threads also makes the \u003cstrong\u003eHot Dogs Are Just Meat Cigarettes\u003c\/strong\u003e tee. Same deadpan food reclassification format, different structural analysis. Wear both to a barbecue and become the person nobody invites to the next one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey work as a pair or solo. Either way, you're committing to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is on the back. The front is blank. You're making a statement to the people behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who loves corn dogs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a good gift for someone who loves corn dogs and has opinions about their taxonomy. If they've ever reclassified a food item unprompted, they'll get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the text sharp and the color solid through regular washing. 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