{"product_id":"corn-dogs-are-just-meat-twinkies-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Corn Dogs Are Just Meat Twinkies Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Corn Dogs Are Just Meat Twinkies Tee from Unethical Threads puts a deadpan food reclassification on your chest. Available in black or white, it's for anyone who's stared at a corn dog long enough to realize it belongs in the snack cake aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears a shirt about corn dog taxonomy?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've had the corn-dog-is-a-Twinkie revelation at a state fair and needed the world to know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you wear to a cookout when you want to derail the food table into a 20-minute structural debate. Is a corn dog a meat Twinkie? Factually, no. Architecturally? Come on. Pairs nicely with our companion tee, Hot Dogs Are Just Meat Cigarettes, if you're committed to reclassifying the entire gas station roller menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles the fair, the wash, and your questionable food takes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the only structural classification not up for debate here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eText-only front print, four stacked lines, because the words do all the work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an excellent gift for anyone who texts you unsolicited food opinions at midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has ever said \"technically, a Pop-Tart is a ravioli\" with a straight face, this is their shirt. Low commitment, high accuracy. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of one specific person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Corn Dogs Are Just Meat Twinkies Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your corn dog consumption frequency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print method?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct to garment) for color that holds up over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt have a graphic or just text?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText only. Four stacked lines. No clip art corn dogs were involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you have other food reclassification shirts?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Hot Dogs Are Just Meat Cigarettes is the companion piece. 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