{"product_id":"crab-rangoon-slut-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Crab Rangoon Slut Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Crab Rangoon Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print for people whose entire takeout order exists to support one appetizer. Two lines of text, no graphic, no explanation needed. Available in black or white, unisex S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person who orders crab rangoon before anyone's even looked at the menu. You already know if that's you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou get an extra order \"for the table\" and eat all of it. Cream cheese is a personality trait at this point. The back print means everyone behind you in the takeout line knows exactly what they're dealing with. This is part of the Unethical Threads Slut collection (Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, and more), but crab rangoon is the most aggressively specific one in the lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually survives laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, available in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign is on the back only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front is blank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who orders crab rangoon at every restaurant that serves it, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that makes someone say \"where did you find this\" instead of \"thanks.\" Works for birthdays, holidays, or no occasion at all. The people who get offended by the word were never going to be fun at dinner anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back print look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTwo lines of text: CRAB RANGOON \/ SLUT. No graphic. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this part of a collection?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The Slut collection from Unethical Threads includes Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, and more. Crab Rangoon is the most niche entry in the lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. 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