{"product_id":"crab-rangoon-slut-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Crab Rangoon Slut Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Crab Rangoon Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose entire takeout order is just a vehicle for the crab rangoon. Heavyweight cotton, text-only print, available in black or white. Two lines of text, one very specific confession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person who orders extra crab rangoon \"for the table\" and then guards the container with their life. You know your order before you open the menu. You've called cream cheese a personality trait at least once and you meant it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's part of the Unethical Threads ___ Slut collection. Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, the whole roster. If your loyalties extend beyond appetizers, there's one for every vice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a costume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (cream cheese doesn't discriminate)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. But the word is self-applied and it's about a fried wonton, so if someone takes issue with your devotion to cream cheese filling, that is genuinely not your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe read the room at the PTA meeting. Everywhere else, wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Crab Rangoon Slut\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a self-applied title for anyone shamelessly devoted to crab rangoon. The ___ Slut format means obsessive fan, not anything sexual. Just cream cheese wontons and no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, meaning the ink is in the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat other ___ Slut shirts do you have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lineup includes Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Pumpkin Spice Slut, and more. Browse the Slut collection to find yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in black or white. 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