{"product_id":"cum-on-try-me-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Cum On Try Me Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Cum On Try Me Tee from Unethical Threads is four words, one swapped letter, and a complete refusal to explain itself. It reads like a dare because it is one. The misspelling does all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who spotted the swapped letter immediately and respected it. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold block capitals on a clean tee, available in black or white. No graphic, no fine print, no safety net. Just four words doing exactly what they look like they're doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because a V-neck would be trying too hard for this one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays as sharp as the joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, both equally confrontational\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you wear this in public?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. Whether you should is between you and your read-the-room skills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's text on a shirt. Clean, minimal, four words. Some people will read it and keep walking. Some will read it twice. That second group is your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Cum On Try Me shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"CUM ON \/ TRY ME\" in bold block capitals. That's it. Four words, no disclaimer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a touch roomy. If you're between sizes, your usual will work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt get me in trouble?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends on where you wear it and how fast people around you can read. We take no responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct to garment), so the text is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. No cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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