{"product_id":"cute-but-feral-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Cute But Feral Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Cute But Feral Tee from Unethical Threads is a text-only graphic tee that says exactly what you are in pink lettering. Available in black or white heavyweight cotton. It's the honest self-assessment your wardrobe has been missing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's this actually for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who gets called \"sweet\" by people who don't know them yet. You look approachable. You are not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is the disclaimer you've been too polite to say out loud, which is ironic, because polite isn't really your thing. The Cute But Feral Tee works whether you're running errands, grabbing drinks, or simply existing in a way that concerns the people around you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're chaotic, not a monster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the pink stays pink wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePink lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e on both the black and white versions, because duality is the whole point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best ones you can give. If you know someone who radiates \"do not approach\" energy while looking completely harmless, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSolid pick for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or anyone who needs to formalize what everyone already knows about them. Size up if they like an oversized fit. You already know if this is their shirt or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"cute but feral\" mean on a shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExactly what it sounds like. Sweet face, unhinged energy. Three words, no ambiguity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Cute But Feral Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. The text is printed in pink on both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing locks the color in. Follow the care instructions and the pink stays pink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true to size with a bit of room. 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