{"product_id":"danger-of-drowning-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Danger Of Drowning Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Danger Of Drowning Tee from Unethical Threads is a warning sign parody that looks perfectly innocent from across the room. Get closer and it clicks. If you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually subtle?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom a distance, sure. It's a yellow caution sign on a tee. Very safety-conscious. Very responsible citizen energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen someone reads the whole thing, clocks the arrow, and now you're both standing there pretending nothing happened. That's the sweet spot: plausible deniability with a punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S all the way to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the objectively correct neckline)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors stay put instead of cracking and peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic yellow warning sign graphic with a strategically placed arrow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I wear this to a family barbecue?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, probably. The design is clean, no profanity, just a warning sign doing warning sign things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour weird uncle will get it immediately. Your mom might not look twice. And if she does, you can always claim you just thought it was a pool safety shirt. You won't be convincing, but you can try.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Danger Of Drowning Tee look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a yellow warning sign graphic with wavy water lines, a stick figure, the words 'DANGER OF DROWNING,' and a downward arrow. Think pool sign, but with a very adult sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack over time?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, which bonds ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there any profanity on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. The humor is entirely visual. No swear words, just a warning sign and an arrow doing all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they laugh at things they probably shouldn't, yes. If they clutch their pearls at a suggestive arrow, maybe get them a candle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42526052253778,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42526052286546,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42526052319314,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42526052352082,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42526052384850,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42526052417618,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42526052450386,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42526052483154,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42526052515922,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42526052548690,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42526052581458,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42526052614226,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42526052646994,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42526052679762,"sku":"DangerDrowningF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Danger_Of_Drowning_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1785173217","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/danger-of-drowning-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}