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The back print placement means you deliver the line on your way out, which is honestly the perfect comedic timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't dissolve into tissue paper after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (the innuendo is one-size-fits-all, the shirt is not)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, clean front, all the action is on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts whatever situation this shirt gets you into\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you drop the line as you walk away like a closing argument\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for someone with a sense of humor and a low threshold for innuendo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to wonder whether they'd laugh, they probably won't. Best for the friend who already says stuff like this out loud, the bachelor or bachelorette party crew, or anyone whose wardrobe could use more audacity. Pair it with zero context and let the back of the shirt do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Dare To Go Bare\" mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever you need it to mean. The rhyme is deliberately open to interpretation, and that's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through regular washing. 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