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If you've ever been told \"you can't wear that,\" this is the one you're going to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, we planned ahead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e (direct-to-garment), so the colors stay put through every wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print only\u003c\/strong\u003e, back is blank for when you need to walk away from the situation you just created\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone well enough to give them this, you already know the answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, bachelorette weekends, or any occasion where the dress code is \"questionable choices.\" Just make sure the recipient actually has a sense of humor. If you have to wonder, maybe grab a candle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Dare To Go Bare\" actually mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever you want it to mean. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow basic wash instructions and it'll hold up fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes do you carry?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, not a cheap iron-on from 2004. The colors stay locked in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on where you work. If your office has a ping-pong table and a beer fridge, probably. 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