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Self-deprecating humor at its most bureaucratic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because loneliness doesn't discriminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e classic silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your situationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack-print design\u003c\/strong\u003e so they read it as you walk away (fitting)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone who can laugh at themselves. Which is the only kind of person worth buying gifts for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend it to your single friend who keeps striking out. The guy in the group chat who hasn't had a match since the app updated. It says \"I see your struggle and I respect it\" in the funniest way possible. Just don't give it to someone you're actively trying to date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank. Your government-issued status faces the world behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"no bitches\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a meme about being chronically single. If you have to ask, this shirt might not be for you, but now you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMinimal shrinkage. It's heavyweight cotton made for repeat washes. Follow the care tag and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Department of No B*tches Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends entirely on your workplace. If HR has a sense of humor, go for it. 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