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The seal does the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a print on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, the Department is inclusive)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck because this isn't a fashion experiment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the seal stays crisp and the colors don't bail after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print only. The back is classified.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best gifts you can give someone who peaked on meme culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of present that gets an immediate photo sent to the group chat. Just know your audience. Your friend who sends you unhinged memes at 2 AM? Perfect. Your coworker with a Live Laugh Love sign? Maybe try a different department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG printing method bonds the ink into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront only. Clean back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this get me weird looks in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. 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